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A whole bunch of amusing in-game quotes from back when I played Guild Wars regularly. :)
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(The fun of selecting a guild hall!)
Suiton Magister: Now, where can I find all you people?
Kaede Elinor: BURNINATION!
Selina Ria: Kaede and I are spying on guild halls. :3
Selina Ria: As you can see.
Suiton Magister: :D
Kaede Elinor: Mm, crackly fire.
Suiton Magister: Hence the Burnination?
Kaede Elinor: I'M ON FIRE!
Kaede Elinor: zOMG!
Selina Ria: Guess which hall we're at. XD
Kaede Elinor: *has another orgasm in the lava*
Kaede Elinor: My precioussssss....
Selina Ria: ...I think Kaede hit her head while getting out of bed this morning.
Selina Ria: And I'm going to assume that it HURT a lot.
Selina Ria: Like, A LOT.
Kaede Elinor: *laps at the lava*
Suiton Magister: Hehehe
Selina Ria: Either that, or someone slipped motor oil into her drink.
Selina Ria: *hides can of oil*
Kaede Elinor: Come to meeeeeee...... *sets her hair on fire*
Suiton Magister: So have we decided on a Hall?
Selina Ria: I think Kaede is currently deciding on a personality.
Selina Ria: We'll get to the hall part soon
Selina Ria: Please stay tuned. :D
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(Why I don't go to my guildies for advice about IRL problems...)
Kaede Elinor: I don't think I can afford to go out much.
Kaede Elinor: Your not-so-glorious leader will have to pass for a while. =)
Hisame Malak: Selling your body!
Kaede Elinor: wtf?!
Hisame Malak: It's a solution >_>
Kaede Elinor: ...well.
Kaede Elinor: Let me get back to you after I've talked to Digit. XD
Darke Shard: How much are you charging him again?
Brenn Ainger: 5 PwnZ t-shirts a session? XD
Kaede Elinor: ahahahaahhaahh
Hisame Malak: pff, session
Hisame Malak: session suggests it ENDS
Kaede Elinor: I've still got his. XD
Brenn Ainger: Yay :D
Darke Shard: His... what?
Kaede Elinor: SHIRT
Selina Ria: Suuure. >_>
Darke Shard: Ah, I see. You mixed up clothes in the morning? No worries, it happens.
Brenn Ainger: Yep, sure does ^^;
Darke Shard: Once I woke up in James' pants.
Selina Ria: So that's why those blue jeans were so tight...
Kaede Elinor: ...*screenshots this ENTIRE conversation*
Darke Shard: ROFLcopter! XD
Brenn Ainger: Holden LOLLOdore!
Selina Ria: SEE WHAT YOU'VE BEEN MISSING OUT ON!?
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(When two of my guildmates were deciding on a design for our new guild cape...)
Selina Ria: I still like the green background. :3
Selina Ria: And gold emblem.
Selina Ria: And wolf head. :3
Hisame Malak: I like the black background and the dragonfly >_>
Selina Ria: I like the wolf head. :B
Hisame Malak: Dragonfly :3
Selina Ria: Wolf head. >:B
Hisame Malak: Dragonfly >:3
Selina Ria: Pizza box! >:B
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(From a VERY long time ago, while everyone was dancing...)
Dune Crescent: ...Why am I certain one of you is masturbating to all of that..
Kaede Elinor: .....
Linoud Strife: XD
Kaede Elinor: You?
Dune Crescent: (Shudders)
Kaede Elinor: Yep
Kaede Elinor: XD
Togashi Kaiteru: LOL
Togashi Kaiteru: Kaede... you have to be my favoritest Australian ever...
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(Backstory: Digit was, at the time, my boyfriend - he's now my husband.)
Kaede Elinor: Some people have four GW accounts. ACCOUNTS. wtf?
Hisame Malak: some people like making new characters o_o
Kaede Elinor: Apparently so.
Kaede Elinor: That's what my PvP char's for. ^^
Hisame Malak: oh rly ;3
Kaede Elinor: YA RLY
Hisame Malak: you sure its not for PIMPING OUT DIGIT IN GERMAN-1
Hisame Malak: HUH
Hisame Malak: YOU SURE ITS NOT THAT
Kaede Elinor: o_o
Hisame Malak: Because you could make some serious plat doing that
Hisame Malak: seriously
Kaede Elinor: HAHAHAHA
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(With this group, I always have to clarify what I mean.)
Kaede Elinor: Anyone else wanna dump on me?
Kaede Elinor: ....dump MATERIALS..
Selina Ria: XD!
Hisame Malak: yeah I got some materNO
Hisame Malak: BAD BAD BAD
Kaede Elinor: hahaha
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(Digital Lifewell was the boyfriend in question.)
Kaivaw Kyora: Your boyfriend is being raped by orcs =/
Kaede Elinor: He likes the hot orc lovin'.
Digital Lifewell: Did it work or did he just look like a big girl? ;)
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(Normally Hisame's the dirty one, but he totally didn't get this.)
Kaede Elinor: SR and I are going to try to farm Beetletun to Scoundrel's Rise
Kaede Elinor: :D
Hisame Malak: ooo
Hisame Malak: can I come? :3
Kaede Elinor: ...
Kaede Elinor: *COUGH*
Kaede Elinor: Um.
Hisame Malak: aha XD
Hisame Malak: just say no :3
Kaede Elinor: No, asshat!
Hisame Malak: :P
Kaede Elinor: I meant... come.. ah, never mind. >_>
Kaede Elinor: You may join us. XD
Hisame Malak: it would mean less drops for you :3
Kaede Elinor: .....
Kaede Elinor: EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS COMING ACROSS THE WRONG WAY
Kaede Elinor: JUST GET YOUR BUTT IN THE GAME ALREADY
Hisame Malak: yes mistress o_o
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(Shortly before GW was released in Aus, real names replaced.)
Darke Shard: Dude, what the hell are we? The power rangers?
Darke Shard: I'm the blue ranger! Heal!
Selina Ria: I'm the red ranger! Attack!
Kaede Elinor: There's no fucking way that I'm going to be the pink ranger, you jackasses.
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(Fun from the Fissure of Woe...)
Viccy Death: I'm wielding a Hale Cruel Staff of Fortitude.
Viccy Death: I'm wielding a Rocket Launcher from Quake2.
Daidoji Shin: LOL
Daidoji Shin: YES!
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(I kind of feel sorry for him, in retrospect...)
Murrodin Swordblade: where u from?
Murrodin Swordblade: europe?
From The Heart: Australia!
Kaede Elinor: Mars. >_>
Daidoji Shin: Soviet Canukistan. >^^<
Murrodin Swordblade: uh.. ok
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(FoW runs at 5am apparently result in hilarious conversations.)
Viccy Death: btw what is the name for this thingie u put drinks in and they become cold?
Varcon Reinhold: Ice
Ayana Rayne: Ice?
Digital Lifewell: Fridge?
Viccy Death: Fridge ahh ok
Viccy Death: I found some tiramisu in the fridge!
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(When games start to intrude on normal conversational tactics...)
Daidoji Shin: *beats Digit with a spoon*
Digital Lifewell: *casts shield of cutlery defence*
Digital Lifewell: Take that peasant! :p
Daidoji Shin: I'm targeting Digit with Hundred Fish!
Daidoji Shin: =P
Digital Lifewell: er... *casts... * shit I failed it :/
Digital Lifewell: *takes the dmg from Hundred Fish*
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(Whilst perusing an amusing screenshot taken by a guildmate...)
Kaede Elinor: ...who's the other dude?
Dune Crescent: My mother.
Kaede Elinor: I KNEW IT
Togashi Kaiteru: A hobo.
Togashi Kaiteru: WAIT! Your mother is a hobo?!
Dune Crescent: She graduated to male this morning.
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(Meeting guildmates in person can be... memorable. Names changed.)
Darke Shard: So. *looking speculatively at Selina and Brenn, who've just returned from the restrooms* You two took a while in there.
Selina Ria: Eh...
Brenn Ainger: I'm following Selina.
Selina Ria: I'm talking to Toilet.
Brenn Ainger: I'm using Putrid Explosion on Toilet.
Selina Ria: I'm using Meteor Sho-
Kaede Elinor: GAH!!! Enough!
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(Being a girl gamer is always amusing.)
Kaede Elinor: Back, btw.
Digital Lifewell: Wb K. :)
Daidoji Shin: WB! XD
Varcon Reinhold: Welcome back
Azmordis Tarn: woooo hes back!!!!!! who is he?
Kaede Elinor: He is a she. :)
Daidoji Shin: hehe
Big Mc Doodoo: omg!
Azmordis Tarn: hey baby ;)
Azmordis Tarn: XD
Kaede Elinor: *LMAO*
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(It's the same in or out of context.)
From The Heart: I'm talking to Krak Flamewhip.
From The Heart: YES! HE WILL WHIP ME!!! XP
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(While some dude is trying to sell off a gold sword in Droknar's Forge...)
Yks 0001: Only 60k~
Kaede Elinor: Yks... for the time you spend flogging that weapon to people who don't care...
Kaede Elinor: You could be getting that much for farming.
Yks 0001: what?
Kaede Elinor: *gives up*
Kaede Elinor: Never mind.
Daidoji Shin: No, no. You don't understand how the munchkins think. They JUST want money.
Yks 0001: how much could you give me,10k~
Kaede Elinor: I could give you a blow job, but that's not the point, is it? You're not getting either.
Daidoji Shin: LOL!
Red Dwarf Uk: i will have a blow job :-) how much?
Kaede Elinor: *LMAO*
Kaede Elinor: Oh... 60k? XD
Yks 0001: what about 55k~
Kaede Elinor: ...
(Some time later...)
Red Dwarf Uk: 60k for an unidentified sword is silly money
Red Dwarf Uk: i may as well buy an unidentified rune thats gold and pay 100k for it :-/
Red Dwarf Uk: or better still, chop my cock up into little pieces and mail it to my mother
Kaede Elinor: O_O
Daidoji Shin: *pulls out a cleaver*
Daidoji Shin: Alright, on the table!
Red Dwarf Uk: eek
Daidoji Shin: XD
Red Dwarf Uk: *zip .... *THUD!!
Kaede Elinor: Dwarf... you're awfully careless with that thing. XD
Daidoji Shin: DEAR LORD! What do you have growing on that?!
+ + + + +
(The fun of selecting a guild hall!)
Suiton Magister: Now, where can I find all you people?
Kaede Elinor: BURNINATION!
Selina Ria: Kaede and I are spying on guild halls. :3
Selina Ria: As you can see.
Suiton Magister: :D
Kaede Elinor: Mm, crackly fire.
Suiton Magister: Hence the Burnination?
Kaede Elinor: I'M ON FIRE!
Kaede Elinor: zOMG!
Selina Ria: Guess which hall we're at. XD
Kaede Elinor: *has another orgasm in the lava*
Kaede Elinor: My precioussssss....
Selina Ria: ...I think Kaede hit her head while getting out of bed this morning.
Selina Ria: And I'm going to assume that it HURT a lot.
Selina Ria: Like, A LOT.
Kaede Elinor: *laps at the lava*
Suiton Magister: Hehehe
Selina Ria: Either that, or someone slipped motor oil into her drink.
Selina Ria: *hides can of oil*
Kaede Elinor: Come to meeeeeee...... *sets her hair on fire*
Suiton Magister: So have we decided on a Hall?
Selina Ria: I think Kaede is currently deciding on a personality.
Selina Ria: We'll get to the hall part soon
Selina Ria: Please stay tuned. :D
+ + + + +
(Why I don't go to my guildies for advice about IRL problems...)
Kaede Elinor: I don't think I can afford to go out much.
Kaede Elinor: Your not-so-glorious leader will have to pass for a while. =)
Hisame Malak: Selling your body!
Kaede Elinor: wtf?!
Hisame Malak: It's a solution >_>
Kaede Elinor: ...well.
Kaede Elinor: Let me get back to you after I've talked to Digit. XD
Darke Shard: How much are you charging him again?
Brenn Ainger: 5 PwnZ t-shirts a session? XD
Kaede Elinor: ahahahaahhaahh
Hisame Malak: pff, session
Hisame Malak: session suggests it ENDS
Kaede Elinor: I've still got his. XD
Brenn Ainger: Yay :D
Darke Shard: His... what?
Kaede Elinor: SHIRT
Selina Ria: Suuure. >_>
Darke Shard: Ah, I see. You mixed up clothes in the morning? No worries, it happens.
Brenn Ainger: Yep, sure does ^^;
Darke Shard: Once I woke up in James' pants.
Selina Ria: So that's why those blue jeans were so tight...
Kaede Elinor: ...*screenshots this ENTIRE conversation*
Darke Shard: ROFLcopter! XD
Brenn Ainger: Holden LOLLOdore!
Selina Ria: SEE WHAT YOU'VE BEEN MISSING OUT ON!?
+ + + + +
(When two of my guildmates were deciding on a design for our new guild cape...)
Selina Ria: I still like the green background. :3
Selina Ria: And gold emblem.
Selina Ria: And wolf head. :3
Hisame Malak: I like the black background and the dragonfly >_>
Selina Ria: I like the wolf head. :B
Hisame Malak: Dragonfly :3
Selina Ria: Wolf head. >:B
Hisame Malak: Dragonfly >:3
Selina Ria: Pizza box! >:B
+ + + + +
(From a VERY long time ago, while everyone was dancing...)
Dune Crescent: ...Why am I certain one of you is masturbating to all of that..
Kaede Elinor: .....
Linoud Strife: XD
Kaede Elinor: You?
Dune Crescent: (Shudders)
Kaede Elinor: Yep
Kaede Elinor: XD
Togashi Kaiteru: LOL
Togashi Kaiteru: Kaede... you have to be my favoritest Australian ever...
+ + + + +
(Backstory: Digit was, at the time, my boyfriend - he's now my husband.)
Kaede Elinor: Some people have four GW accounts. ACCOUNTS. wtf?
Hisame Malak: some people like making new characters o_o
Kaede Elinor: Apparently so.
Kaede Elinor: That's what my PvP char's for. ^^
Hisame Malak: oh rly ;3
Kaede Elinor: YA RLY
Hisame Malak: you sure its not for PIMPING OUT DIGIT IN GERMAN-1
Hisame Malak: HUH
Hisame Malak: YOU SURE ITS NOT THAT
Kaede Elinor: o_o
Hisame Malak: Because you could make some serious plat doing that
Hisame Malak: seriously
Kaede Elinor: HAHAHAHA
+ + + + +
(With this group, I always have to clarify what I mean.)
Kaede Elinor: Anyone else wanna dump on me?
Kaede Elinor: ....dump MATERIALS..
Selina Ria: XD!
Hisame Malak: yeah I got some materNO
Hisame Malak: BAD BAD BAD
Kaede Elinor: hahaha
+ + + + +
(Digital Lifewell was the boyfriend in question.)
Kaivaw Kyora: Your boyfriend is being raped by orcs =/
Kaede Elinor: He likes the hot orc lovin'.
Digital Lifewell: Did it work or did he just look like a big girl? ;)
+ + + + +
(Normally Hisame's the dirty one, but he totally didn't get this.)
Kaede Elinor: SR and I are going to try to farm Beetletun to Scoundrel's Rise
Kaede Elinor: :D
Hisame Malak: ooo
Hisame Malak: can I come? :3
Kaede Elinor: ...
Kaede Elinor: *COUGH*
Kaede Elinor: Um.
Hisame Malak: aha XD
Hisame Malak: just say no :3
Kaede Elinor: No, asshat!
Hisame Malak: :P
Kaede Elinor: I meant... come.. ah, never mind. >_>
Kaede Elinor: You may join us. XD
Hisame Malak: it would mean less drops for you :3
Kaede Elinor: .....
Kaede Elinor: EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS COMING ACROSS THE WRONG WAY
Kaede Elinor: JUST GET YOUR BUTT IN THE GAME ALREADY
Hisame Malak: yes mistress o_o
+ + + + +
(Shortly before GW was released in Aus, real names replaced.)
Darke Shard: Dude, what the hell are we? The power rangers?
Darke Shard: I'm the blue ranger! Heal!
Selina Ria: I'm the red ranger! Attack!
Kaede Elinor: There's no fucking way that I'm going to be the pink ranger, you jackasses.
+ + + + +
(Fun from the Fissure of Woe...)
Viccy Death: I'm wielding a Hale Cruel Staff of Fortitude.
Viccy Death: I'm wielding a Rocket Launcher from Quake2.
Daidoji Shin: LOL
Daidoji Shin: YES!
+ + + + +
(I kind of feel sorry for him, in retrospect...)
Murrodin Swordblade: where u from?
Murrodin Swordblade: europe?
From The Heart: Australia!
Kaede Elinor: Mars. >_>
Daidoji Shin: Soviet Canukistan. >^^<
Murrodin Swordblade: uh.. ok
+ + + + +
(FoW runs at 5am apparently result in hilarious conversations.)
Viccy Death: btw what is the name for this thingie u put drinks in and they become cold?
Varcon Reinhold: Ice
Ayana Rayne: Ice?
Digital Lifewell: Fridge?
Viccy Death: Fridge ahh ok
Viccy Death: I found some tiramisu in the fridge!
+ + + + +
(When games start to intrude on normal conversational tactics...)
Daidoji Shin: *beats Digit with a spoon*
Digital Lifewell: *casts shield of cutlery defence*
Digital Lifewell: Take that peasant! :p
Daidoji Shin: I'm targeting Digit with Hundred Fish!
Daidoji Shin: =P
Digital Lifewell: er... *casts... * shit I failed it :/
Digital Lifewell: *takes the dmg from Hundred Fish*
+ + + + +
(Whilst perusing an amusing screenshot taken by a guildmate...)
Kaede Elinor: ...who's the other dude?
Dune Crescent: My mother.
Kaede Elinor: I KNEW IT
Togashi Kaiteru: A hobo.
Togashi Kaiteru: WAIT! Your mother is a hobo?!
Dune Crescent: She graduated to male this morning.
+ + + + +
(Meeting guildmates in person can be... memorable. Names changed.)
Darke Shard: So. *looking speculatively at Selina and Brenn, who've just returned from the restrooms* You two took a while in there.
Selina Ria: Eh...
Brenn Ainger: I'm following Selina.
Selina Ria: I'm talking to Toilet.
Brenn Ainger: I'm using Putrid Explosion on Toilet.
Selina Ria: I'm using Meteor Sho-
Kaede Elinor: GAH!!! Enough!
+ + + + +
(Being a girl gamer is always amusing.)
Kaede Elinor: Back, btw.
Digital Lifewell: Wb K. :)
Daidoji Shin: WB! XD
Varcon Reinhold: Welcome back
Azmordis Tarn: woooo hes back!!!!!! who is he?
Kaede Elinor: He is a she. :)
Daidoji Shin: hehe
Big Mc Doodoo: omg!
Azmordis Tarn: hey baby ;)
Azmordis Tarn: XD
Kaede Elinor: *LMAO*
+ + + + +
(It's the same in or out of context.)
From The Heart: I'm talking to Krak Flamewhip.
From The Heart: YES! HE WILL WHIP ME!!! XP
+ + + + +
(While some dude is trying to sell off a gold sword in Droknar's Forge...)
Yks 0001: Only 60k~
Kaede Elinor: Yks... for the time you spend flogging that weapon to people who don't care...
Kaede Elinor: You could be getting that much for farming.
Yks 0001: what?
Kaede Elinor: *gives up*
Kaede Elinor: Never mind.
Daidoji Shin: No, no. You don't understand how the munchkins think. They JUST want money.
Yks 0001: how much could you give me,10k~
Kaede Elinor: I could give you a blow job, but that's not the point, is it? You're not getting either.
Daidoji Shin: LOL!
Red Dwarf Uk: i will have a blow job :-) how much?
Kaede Elinor: *LMAO*
Kaede Elinor: Oh... 60k? XD
Yks 0001: what about 55k~
Kaede Elinor: ...
(Some time later...)
Red Dwarf Uk: 60k for an unidentified sword is silly money
Red Dwarf Uk: i may as well buy an unidentified rune thats gold and pay 100k for it :-/
Red Dwarf Uk: or better still, chop my cock up into little pieces and mail it to my mother
Kaede Elinor: O_O
Daidoji Shin: *pulls out a cleaver*
Daidoji Shin: Alright, on the table!
Red Dwarf Uk: eek
Daidoji Shin: XD
Red Dwarf Uk: *zip .... *THUD!!
Kaede Elinor: Dwarf... you're awfully careless with that thing. XD
Daidoji Shin: DEAR LORD! What do you have growing on that?!
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